I grew up a short walk from Regent’s Park. For much of my childhood it was simply the place I went with friends to play football, and I don’t suppose I gave much thought to how lucky I was to have nearly 500 acres of green space on my doorstep. I knew nothing of its long history and paid no attention to its many features. It had grass, lots of grass, and that’s all I wanted.
I strolled through the park recently on a warm, sunny morning, simply using it as a short cut from Camden Town to Marylebone. I hadn’t been there for many years and had forgotten how lovely it is. It’s a place stuffed full of treasures: rose gardens, historical monuments, an open air theater, and, of course, London Zoo. It has one of my favorite fountains, endowed by “a wealthy Parsee gentleman of Bombay as a token of gratitude to the people of England for the protection enjoyed by him and his Parsee fellow countrymen under the British rule in India”. Best of all, Regent’s Park, in spite of its size, feels like a community park, a place to be enjoyed by Londoners, with none of the “keep off the grass” nonsense you see elsewhere. And it still has hundreds of kids playing football.



This novel, by Thomas Mogford, irritated me so frequently that I almost did something I almost never do: toss it aside before completing it. I didn’t, but that says more about my persistence or stubbornness than it does about the book. The problem is the writing: the plodding, lifeless prose, the abundance of clichés, the sheer triteness of it all. OK, I get it. No one picks up a detective novel and expects great writing, right? Well, to use a well-worn phrase that Mr. Mogford would probably be unable to resist, I beg to differ. There are plenty of novelists working in the genre who write beautifully. Benjamin Black, for example, or Susan Hill, or the incomparable John Le Carré. Here, even the plot, the ingredient that rescues most mystery fiction, was dull and predictable. Sleeping Dogs did something so few books do. Something unforgivable. It wasted my time.







